Behold, the lowly dishwasher. Forever neglected and taken advatange of, until that day it breaks down and forces you to wash your wares Amish-style.

But rejoice! That broken dishwasher is an excellent reason to install a Bosch Integra 800-series dishwasher, the Ferrari of dishwashers, if you may.

Forget the dishwasher laundry list of features, like 9 wash cycles and 24 hours delay start: the most important attribute of this elegant monster is its noise level, a mere 42 dB. This makes it the queitest full-size dishware on the market, meaning you’re unlikely to even notice when it’s working (most “quiet homes” have about 40dB of noise, apparently).

If $1,549 (from #1 online appliances retailer AJ Madison) is out of your budget, Bosch also serves up the Integra 500-series and 300-series, which share the same sharp looks of their big brother but trade off some features (and noise) for a lower price tag, starting under $800.