Foot massages are one of life’s great joys. I hear it’s also a prime reason to get a pedicure, but I’ve yet to embrace my metrosexuality to that extent.

If you’re like me, or you lack a partner who is willing and capable of delivering a quality rub, toss a few Benjamins Brookstone’s way and pick up either the iSqueez or uSqueez foot massager.

These suckers baby your tootsies and calves like nothing else: a few minutes is all it takes to alleviate pain, improve circulation, and transport you to Cloud 9. Whether you spend your days on your feet or sitting in a chair, you’ll appreciate the iSqueez or uSqueez. Better yet: set one up at work and give yourself an eight hour foot massage—hey, your company’s picking up the electricity tab, so why not!

The iSqueez debuted a few years ago and sells for
$399 but includes a free iNeed massager ($65 value) for a limited time. The newer uSqueez adds some extra options and modes and sells for $499. They’re not cheap, but they’re worth it. Ladies: pick one up for Father’s Day and you get the added benefit of giving the man in your life a great gift, even if you’ll be using it every bit as much (sorry, men, we didn’t post this before Mother’s Day).

Don’t try comparison shopping: Brookstone is the only place you’ll find the ‘Squeezes.

But if you can’t bring yourself to drop that much coin on a foot massager, you’re crazy you can get this knock-off for $188.95 through Amazon that carries a decent list of positive reviews from satisfied customers.