Stuff Geeks Want

I hate most wallets. The horizontal bi-fold style and thicker tri-fold style are both bulkier than my iPhone, which is the bulkiest object I want on my body at any given time.

So for 6 years I’ve been rocking a smaller vertical bi-fold wallet, which is more minimalist but can still hold a half dozen cards and some cash.

But even that wallet plays Arnold to the Slimmy’s DeVito (that’s a Twins reference, kids).

Designed to hold a few cards, bills, and business cards in a super skinny package, the Slimmy bills itself as “The Slimmest Front Pocket Wallet on Earth.”

Which only makes me wonder if there are even skinnier back pocket wallets out there (otherwise, why not just leave it as “the slimmest wallet”?).

While I figure that out, pick up your Slimmy for $32.07 from Koyono (via Amazon), including shipping.